Women hate dull moments. One of the most dreaded possibilities women avoid these days is dating a boring and self-centered man. If you want to be active in the dating scene, you need to ramp up your story telling ability. If you are able to pull off good and interesting anecdotes, jokes, and stories you surely are always up to attract, seduce, and bed any woman you like.

Seduce any woman you like using your sense of humor and Wonderful Array of Funny Stories

Men should realize that comedy pieces or funny stories are staples in storytelling. To be safe, it is always better and more recommended to tell funny stories than serious ones. You could easily make any woman comfortable with you if you are able to make her smile and laugh along with your stories.

When telling funny stories, you should still remember that you are out to impress her. Always be self-conscious so that you will not overdo and spoil your initiative. Here are some practical guidelines that will surely help you deliver your funny stories better and in the process successfully impress and seduce any woman.

Be ready to get real and Tease yourself to Show Her Your Down-to-earth and Fun Side

You need not make fun of yourself, but you could tell some of your funny and amusing experiences. You could begin your dates by telling her more about yourself. Doing so could help make her feel more comfortable being with you. Perhaps, you could start by telling some funny instances and experiences you had yesterday or last week. Remember to tell your stories as if they happened only yesterday.

Establish an Intimate Connection with her by Talking with Her Like A Best Friend Does

Women should instantly feel the level of comfort between you and her. When telling your stories, that level of comfort should still show. The trick is to tell your story like you are telling it to your best friend. If you take this kind of mental conditioning, you can easily take off nervousness, giving you more chance to tell your stories like a real pro. The result could be pleasing as you could surely impress any woman you date.

Start being a True Don Juan by Injecting Erotic Stories or Sexual Innuendos in your conversations

Surprisingly, women are also thinking more about sex like men do. Most of them will be entertained and delighted to hear sexual stories. But if you are still not that comfortable telling one, you could focus on your casual and wholesome stories, but be sure not to miss sexual innuendos, which are subtle ways of sexually flirting using your words and statements.

Finish Off Your story with An Effective One-liner as Punch Line to seal the deal with your attentive target

Funny stories must have punch lines. You should realize that comedy antics, anecdotes, and funny stories seem to exist for the punch line, which is usually a one-sentence statement to cap and wrap the entire piece. Make sure your date still hangs on and keeps interest until your funny story reaches its punch line. Be cautious, though. It could be considered a crime to throw jokes and funny stories that have no punch lines.

Hook any hot woman with your strong and funny personality that they just could not resist!

Story telling is the best way you could display and showcase your sense of humor and your overall personality. By successfully pulling off funny stories and running hilarious jokes, you are making it clear to your date that you are gifted with a good sense of humor. Women like men like you. They do not want to be in company of boring and dull men. By being a good storyteller, you are also showcasing your good personality.

Talk to Impress: make sure your Confidence Remains High All Throughout The Night if you want to earn this girl

Women love confident men. You can showcase your overall confidence by the way you tell your stories all night. You do not need to look arrogant. You could simply be comfortable with the situation, look her straight into her eyes, and speak clearly and comfortably. Try not to stutter or run out of words, as doing so could easily give away your level of discomfort, anxiety, and pressure. Do not let your date feel your stress. Remember that you are out to impress her. If you want something good to happen tonight, you should be confident you could succeed at doing so. Start from there.

Be a real Gentlemanly Don Juan by Letting Your Date Laugh at your jokes—and join her in

Some men get annoying by laughing at their own stories or jokes. It is practically okay to laugh, but make sure you do so along with her. It will make her feel more comfortable around you if you will laugh together. But it would do otherwise if you laugh while she stares confusingly trying to figure out what is really going on. You certainly would not want to look like a fool, would you? You better choose the stories you will tell so that you will not be out of control.

Be Creative and Resourceful in finding ways to Let your date Have A Good Laugh

You may use things and people around to add fun and laughter to your story. How to do it? Here’s an example. Suppose a lady with huge ‘behind’ walks by. Make your date notice that observable feature and say, ‘Looks like Jennifer Lopez is currently in the house.’ If you run out of stories and funny antics, why not trying looking around and making fun of everyone. She will surely get good laughs. Do not overdo it though, as you may create an impression that you are making fun of everyone behind his or her back. And be careful when talking about or making fun of other people. Do not let them hear you make your date hilarious at their expense.

A little Exaggeration could Go A Long Way in terms of Making your Target Comfortable in Your Presence

You can make her laugh all the way by exaggerating. If an obese woman walks by, you may guess her weight and use exaggeration. How about telling your date you think the woman weighs 1,000 pounds? Or you could also make fun of your date by exaggerating her embarrassment. If she says she is not comfortable with the way her hair is done, say, ‘Yes, and I do not want to comment on that but it is really humongous.’ She will definitely smile or better, laugh. You can use her hair as a source of laughter all through the night.

Slowly inject sex into your conversations by Giving Your Opinion on Some Kinky Shows and Items

You may talk about your favorite kinky movie like Austin Powers or kinky television series like Sex and the City. To lead the conversation towards sex, think of some funny lines, situations, or scenes and ask her if she has ever done similar acts. Be amazed at how she eventually opens up and makes you take a peek into her private life. Take this as a queue as you march yourself up to a really fun and sexy night.

Use Clever Pickup Lines after your story’s Punch Line as your Finale to the Story—and Opening to Some Wild Action tonight

As she laughs all her heart out, you may seize the opportunity to throw up your sexy pick up line. How about telling her ‘Trust me when I say I am only kinky during the first time.’? How about another pick up line: ‘My word for the day is legs. Come with me and let me spread the word.’? You will be surely amazed at where good humor could take you.